Immortality

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pretty sure this is funnier



ps. i didnt read the link - gimme the cliff notes version or l2copy/paste

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I can divide by zero ._.

emos like mutation are banned from russia to avoid dangerous teenage suicide trends! no dressing goth no emo hair cuts all that stuff!

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fuck emo's gak, chapter 17 section 6 sub a4 .

- Any guy that wears makeup and enough hair jail to have a mohawk and half his face covered in angel hair is considered a pathetic human being. Emotional enough to cut his wrist to feel pain again because his hair and eye liner was just not enough to ease his early childhood abuse by his 82yr old wife-beater-wearing grandmother. Emo enough to collect an entire wardrobe of all black Fall Out Boys and the Jonas brothers cd's in a day and put them in the same cd case. Jeans tight enough to ensure everyone that ever steps within 50 ft of them that they have a penis the size of a #2 pencil that's been snapped in half by Hacksaw Jim Dugan. And to top it off, his own personal diary with lyrics to songs in which contain heartbreak, suicide, break-up, death, and abuse all in the first chorus followed up by a few stanza's of pure hatred for the world and in complete denial of "How could this happen to me?" "Why me God?", "Oh wait, I am emo and I dont believe in God although I can say God hates me although I dont think he exists which makes me completely and utterly stupid and I have imaginary hatred for someone or something".

And that truly is a chapter

Lets see what my /b/ folder has on the subject.

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I'm so for!
Why don't we get that legislation in Europe? They should make it legal to insult and spit on emos in public, and give them less overall rights.

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"Take from the rich, give to the family." - http://thepiratebay.org/